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var screen= "NAAS Media Rating System";
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var reporter= "NAAS Media Reports";
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lead+=" Thank you for visiting our\n"
lead+=" NAAS Media Reports Area.\n"
lead+="\nWe look forward to providing\n"
lead+="  you the superior service you deserve.\n"
lead+="****************************************\n"
lead+="Thank you.\n"
lead+="Sincerely yours, From TEAM NAAS\n"
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function centor_a(){
lead ="\<:::Centor family Parrot:::\>:\n"
lead+="Collegeconfidential.com.inc\n"
lead+="536 Miami Club CT.\n"
lead+="Mishawaka, IN 46544\n"
lead+="President: Roger Dooley\n"
lead+="Entity type: For-Profit Corporation\n"
lead+="Entity Control#:2001071800054\n"
lead+="Creation date: July 16th, 2001\n"
lead+="Contact Phone numbers:\n"
lead+=" Ph#1: (574) 258-5257\n"
lead+=" Ph#2: (574)-258-6000\n"
lead+="Suspicious History notes:\n"
lead+="#Entity created less than 90\n"
lead+="days from September 11, 2001\n"
lead+="#Entity appears to be operated\n"
lead+="from private home.\n"
lead+="*****************************\n"
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lead+=" Thank you for visiting our\n"
lead+=" NAAS Media Reports Area.\n"
lead+="\nWe look forward to providing\n"
lead+="  you the superior service you deserve.\n"
lead+="****************************************\n"
lead+="Thank you.\n"
lead+="Sincerely yours, From TEAM NAAS\n"
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gec_xx =":::USE OF NAAS EAS\/N2 Form GEC 002:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="Form GEC 002 is required for all special\n"
gec_xx+="contacts or communications with NAAS.\n"
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function gec_001_() {
gec_xx =":::USE OF NAAS EAS\/N2 Form GEC 001:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="Form GEC 001 is required for all general\n"
gec_xx+=" contacts or communications to NAAS.\n"
alert (gec_xx);
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}
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lead ="\<:::Returning to previous page:::\>:\n"
lead+="**********************************\n"
lead+="Thank you.\n"
lead+="Sincerely yours, \nFrom TEAM NAAS\n"
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lead= "Gooding HS Student Suspected of:\n"  
lead+= " (a) Unauthorized possession, distribution, and\/or production\n"
lead+= "     of proprietary or internal NAAS documents;\n"
lead+= " (b) Engaging in conduct that impedes the administration of\n"
lead+= "     of a merit award;\n"
lead+= " (c) Using false, deceptive, or untrue letters of recommendation\n"
lead+= " (d) Inciting or encouraging a school employee to use\n"
lead+="      false, deceptive, or untrue letters of recommendation\n"
lead+= " (e) Unauthorized conversion of private property for personal use;\n"
lead+= " (f) Theft of award funds intended for another person;\n"
lead+= " (g) Making false\/misleading statements.\n"
lead+= " (h) Violation of NAAS Honor Code for award recipients.\n"
lead+= " (i) Etc.\n" 
lead+= "==============================================="
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