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window.self.status=ricky;
return true;
}

var kennedy="NAAS Media Reports (Non-Subscribers)"
function john (kennedy){
window.self.status=kennedy;
return true;
}

/*
function happy() {
lead =":::Federal informant directs Senators:::\n"
lead+="Urges investigation into NV, WY, and DE\n"
lead+="business practices. Informant tied to\n"
lead+="NASFAA, and NACAC.\n"
lead+="#################################\n" 
alert (lead)
return true;
}
*/

function ss_troops() {
lead ="::Landlords report criminal FBI\/DEA agents::\n"
lead+="Follow these rules for all prospective tenants:\n"
lead+="1. Strictly follow Fair Housing laws.\n"
lead+="2. Strictly verify income \& employment.\n"
lead+="3. Strictly verify at least 5 references.\n"
lead+="4. Strictly verify past rental history.\n"
lead+="5. Strictly check credit reports.\n"
lead+="6. Request pay-check stubs and\/or tax returns\n"
lead+="7. or other written documents to verify data.\n"
lead+="8. Conduct detailed oral interviews.\n"
lead+="9.**NEVER, NEVER  RELY UPON ORAL STATEMENTS**\n"
lead+="10. Perform background check on all references.\n" 
lead+="11. Demand that all references submit to detailed\n"
lead+="    background checks.\n"
lead+="12. Verify all information revealed in interviews.\n"
lead+="13. Verify all information submitted on application.\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

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var read="NAAS Media Reports"
var vick="Punk Michael Vick"
var coward="Cowards: Ali Jahanfard, Colin P. Kelley"
var no_fee="Free NAAS Media Report"
var nazi_1="Tenant Screening Rules"
var nazi_2="FBI does not mean Above The Law"
var screens="NAAS National Screening standards"
var nazi_3="Hanssen shared ideology of CMU informant"
var usps_a="USPS Turtle mail"
var usps_b="USPS Pursues Spy device"
var usps_c="Strip-Search of U.S. Mail"
var usps_d="USPS Monopoly. Rate hike sought"
var usps_e="Crimes by U.S. Postal workers"
var fee="Available only to Paid NAAS subscribers"
var nv_2="Murderer Stephen Shaw freed"
var nv_3="Nevada judges motivated by social status" 
var contact="Special NAAS Contact form"
var bio="NAAS biological profile" 
var news="For NAAS Subscribers only"
var finaid="Program summary"
var college="Awards for College students"
var sallie_0="See Sallie steal. See Sallie run."
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var crime="A cop looks at NASFAA and NACAC members"
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var fps="For-profit schools thrive"
var nyoag ="Student loan fraud amongst NASFAA members"
var rop="Ring of Parrots"
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var gec_002="NAAS EAS/\N2 GEC 002"
var cim="Crimes in Uniform"
var civil="Violation of U.S. Civil liberties"
var senior="Awards for high school seniors"
var no_p="NAAS Prohibits SPAM"
var leg="Fraudulent legislation"
var cmu_1="Legislation benefits NASFAA members"
var usps_0="USPS Seeks another handout"
var vir="Murder Massacre at Virginia Tech"
var steps="Legal Steps to Pursue in Student-loan Fraud"
var mons_0="Fed investigates Monster Worldwide, Inc."
var mons1="Company hired Federal Informant."
var imus_0="Idiot New Yorker Don Imus"
var root="Root of Student-loan Fraud"
var imus_1="Role Models for N.Y. Don Imus"
var imus_2="Clown Don Imus puts mouth in Rear"
var negro_0="Table of Shame. Portrait of fools"
var guide_0="Official NAAS Guidelines"
var guide_1="Official NAAS Book-rating guidelines"
var guide_2="NAAS Rating of Consumer Watchdog Groups"
var marx_0="Socialist Buzzwords in financial-aid"
var marx_1="Theories by Karl Marx"
var mayy="More Crooked CMU students"
var mich_0="Michigan: A failure state"
var bbb_0="NAAS Report Card on BBB"
var formxx="NAAS Media Form EAS\/N2 Form 0018"
var permission="E-mail or write to Publisher for re-prints."
var caag="Signs of Potentially corrupt  Non-Profit groups"
var psforms="A DEIA invetigation"
var hello="Central NAAS home page."
var ban="Ineligible Parties and Exceptions"
var fee_="No-fee scholarship lottery draws millions"
var free_usa="Censorship in the Classroom"
var slf_fund="Muncie-IN Officer Charged with Theft"
var ranks="Ranking Education-based non-profit groups"
var joc_mit="Mission: Preserve Free Expression on Campus"
var ftc="FTC seeks assistance from popular N.A.A.S."
var spout="Anti-Censorship: Free Speech sites"
var crooks="Students Report Suspicious  FACS" 
var adams="Students Report Adams-Vision USA"
var _dump="NASFAA Refuses to Renew Sponsorship"
var survey="Please take the N.A.A.S. Survey."
var bio="NAAS biological profile" 
var college="Awards for College students"
var survey="Please take NAAS Survey."
var bio="NAAS Contact Information"
var rank="NAAS Develops Criteria to Rank/Grade Non-profits"
var deia="DEIA Services"
var bop_="Federal Bureau of Prisons"
var back ="Back to previous page"
var access="Access eNAAS forms"
var fire="Cowards"
var mayor="Fat Detroit Mayor"
var harp="Stephen Harper"
var flah="Jim Flaherty"
var spitz="Elliot Spitzer"
var quinn="Jane-the-fool"
var eskel="Eskel Porter, Inc."
var tram="Beware of Trademark Scams"
var free="Free NAAS Media Report"
var spm="SPM Resorts, Inc."
var sct="St. Charles Tower, Inc."

function judges_() {
gec_xx ="::L.A. Times articles reveals underworld of\n"
gec_xx+="murky waters of Nevada Judicial system::\n"
gec_xx+="\nReport says judges are influenced not by facts\n"
gec_xx+="but by socio-economic status, affiliations,\n"
gec_xx+="defendant\'s wealth, power, and gender.\n"
gec_xx+="*************************************\n"
gec_xx+="Timonty McVeigh would be on probation\n"
gec_xx+="if he committed the same crimes in Nevada\n"
gec_xx+="and he were sentenced by local NV judges.\n"
alert (gec_xx)
}

function gec_001_() {
gec_xx =":::USE OF NAAS EAS\/N2 Form GEC 001:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="Form GEC 001 is required for all general\n"
gec_xx+=" contacts or communications to NAAS.\n"
alert (gec_xx);
return true;
}

function gec_002_() {
gec_xx =":::USE OF NAAS EAS\/N2 Form GEC 002:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="Form GEC 002 is required for all special\n"
gec_xx+="contacts or communications with NAAS.\n"
alert (gec_xx)
}

function oil_() {
gec_xx =":::Peak of World Oil Supply:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Humans need oil as fish need water.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Economic Gentrification forced American acceptance of:\n"
gec_xx+="1. $1.70 copper;\n"
gec_xx+="2. $2.50 loaf of bread;\n"
gec_xx+="3. $100,000 House;\n";
gec_xx+="4. $20,000 car;\n";
gec_xx+="5. $30.00 per barrel of oil;\n";
gec_xx+="6. Chinese imports, etc., etc.;\n";
gec_xx+="\n#Just as Nevada, certain world regions,\n"
gec_xx+=" and some Western American states have a\n"
gec_xx+=" severe water drought, the World will face\n"
gec_xx+=" a similar Oil and gas shortage.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Sophisticated investors do not sale\n"
gec_xx+=" based upon short-term market hiccups caused by\n"
gec_xx+="unsophisticated types or low I.Q. journalists.\n"
gec_xx+="\n# In any investment or endeavor, use facts not hype.\n"
alert (gec_xx);
return true;
}

function sick_kummers() {
var begin_1=1;
var x_1= ( begin_1+1)*(1*1*1)+1
for (i=begin_1-1; i<begin_1+x_1; i++){
var vires=begin_1+1;
lead="All-NEWS Channels.\n"
lead+="Pressing OK means you agree to ALL terms\n"
lead+="provisions, and conditions of this website,\n "
lead+="and that you consent to all\n"
lead+="publicly posted NAAS EAS\/N2 rules, resolutions,\n"
lead+="conditions, as well as any amendments thereto.\n"
lead+="Warning\: Unauthorized re-prints are Unofficial\n"
alert (lead);
call=_liars();
}
}


function nv_crooks() {
lead =":::Nevada Teens Charged with Arson:::\n"
lead+="#Teens do NOT face federal charges\n"
lead+="Privileged Nevada teens rarely\n"
lead+="face adult charges.\n"
lead+="#High crime rate in Nevada is due to\n"
lead+="lax enforcement of laws against teens.\n"
lead+="#################################\n" 
alert (lead)
} 


function fin_end() {
var begin_1=1;
var x_1= ( begin_1+0)
for (i=begin_1-1; i<begin_1+x_1; i++){
var vires=begin_1+1;
lead="Read this Report for NEWS you could use.\n"
lead+="Pressing OK means you agree to ALL terms\n"
lead+=" and conditions of this  website.\n"
lead+="ALL-NEWS finds Smoking Catch 22\n"
lead+="\nScholarship Watch\! It\'s here\! It\'s Happening\!\n"
lead+="Warning\:Unauthorized re-prints are Unofficial"
alert (lead) 
confirm(yes_no)
confirm (naas1)
}
}
//add rest of functions one by one.


function adam_the_thief() {
var begin_1=1;
var x_1= ( begin_1+50)
for (i=begin_1-1; i<begin_1+x_1; i++){
var vires=begin_1+1;
lead="Duke University Student Suspected of:\n"
lead+="(1) Theft of NAAS property/;\n"
lead+="\n(2) Conspiring to violate the U.S. Constitution/;\n"
lead+="\n(3) Impeding the administration of a merit award/;\n"
lead+="\n(4) Theft of U.S. mail/;\n"
lead+="\n(5) Cashing stolen checks/;\n"
lead+="\n(6) Refusing legitimate inquiries/;\n"
lead+="\n(7) Evading legitimate inquiries/;\n"
lead+="\n(8) Violating NAAS EAS\/N2 Rules/;\n"
lead+="\n(9) Submitting fraudulent letters of recommedation/;\n"
lead+="****************************************\n"
lead+="Warning\:Unauthorized re-prints are Unofficial\n"
alert (lead) 
confirm(yes_no)
confirm (naas1)
}
}

function puppets() {
lead ="This Media Report is a consumer  Advisory Notice \n"
lead+="xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function bulls() {
lead =":::EU Nations Tap Strategic Reserves:::\n"
lead+="Desperate tactic does not address, solve,\n"
lead+="or mitigate long-term demand issues or issues\n"
lead+="of capacity productions.\n"
lead+="#################################\n" 
lead+="Signal for Smart Investors: Extremely Bullish\n"
lead+="Signal for Other Investors:  Extremely Bearish\n"
alert (lead);
}

function bop() {
lead ="::Mission of Federal Bureau of Prisons::\n"
lead+="Federal Bureau of Prisons protects society by confining offenders\n"
lead+="in the controlled environments of prisons and community-based\n"
lead+="facilities that are safe, humane, cost-efficient, and\n"
lead+="appropriately secure, and that provide work and other\n"
lead+="self-improvement opportunities to assist offenders in\n"
lead+="becoming  law-abiding citizens.\n"
lead+="Source: website of BOP\n"
lead+="#################################\n" 
lead+="Question: What does this \'mission\'\n"
lead+="have to do with using federal tax dollars\n"
lead+="and BOP employees to troll the NAAS website/?\n"
lead+="\n***Anyone have any answers/?****\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function con_man() {
lead ="This Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+="It concerns the phenomenon of self-styled \'Consumer Activists\'\n"
lead+=" who charge fees  to disgruntled consumers in exchange for\n"
lead+=" attempting to \'resolve\' a consumer complaint.\n" 
lead+="Ethical issues, concerns,  and  questions::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>\n"
lead+=" (1) Is this really a form of high-tech corporate blackmail\n"
lead+="       or a journalistic shakedown?\n"
lead+=" (2) Are such \'activists'\ really  publicity-seeking \'Extortion artists\' \n"
lead+="       in disguise?\n"
lead+=" (3) Are such \'activists'\ really  publicity-seeking \'Con artists\' posing as\n"
lead+="       respectable journalists?\n"
lead+=" (4) Is the consumer aware of the legal rights he/she relinquishes \n"
lead+="       when such dubious  services are used? \n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return false;
}

function fund() {
lead ="This Media Report  concerns Children\'s Scholarship Fund:\n"
lead+=" No-fee Scholarship Lottery draws 1.25 million applicants.\n"
lead+=" Recipients picked at random by computer. \n"
lead+=" Is this Welfare or Merit or Philanthropy?\n" 
lead+="Processing fee and human judges would help to:::::::::::> \n"
lead+=" (1) Reduce number of over-all applicants;\n"
lead+=" (2) Improve quality of applicants; \n"
lead+=" (3) Improve quality of selection process:\n"
lead+="   (a computer versus a human); \n"
lead+=" (4) Reduce  number of bogus applicants;\n"
lead+=" (5) Instill strong work ethic amongst applicants.\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function censors() {
lead ="  This Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+=" *Incompetent Educators Harm Students*\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="  Students, parents, foundations,  educational organizations, \n"
lead+="  and others oppose schools and universities that engage in:::::>\n"
lead+=" (1) Censorship of student's access to educational materials;\n"
lead+=" (2) Censorship of student's opportunity to participate in beneficial programs;\n"
lead+=" (3) Denial of  parent's and student's legal right to make their own\n"
lead+="       intelligent choices affecting the student's education;\n"
lead+=" (4) Policies that may violate constitutional  and/or  civil rights of students.\n"
lead+="--------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function bbb_990() {
call=confirm(yes_no);
lead ="<:::::::::Publisher Expands Probe of BBB chapter:::::::::>\n"
lead +="  ****Bad Business Behavior (BBB)*****\n"
lead+="***Sister of BBB employee Spills Information.****\n"
lead+="I.R.S. agrees to release suspicious Form 990 Tax Returns::::::::::::\>\n"
lead+=" (1) Employer Tax Identification Number: 95-1994509\n"
lead+=" (2) State Registration Number:  D0349444.\n"
lead+=" (3) BBB Tax Preparer: Gregory A. Seigler\n"
lead+=" (4) Social security number of  Gregory A. Seigler:\n"
lead+="       is 546-37-3305.\n"
lead+=" (5) Salary of BBB President: over $200,000!!\n"
lead+=" (6) Over 3 year period, average salary for \n"
lead+="        BBB employees drops or is stagnant while average\n"
lead+="        salary for BBB President escalates upward.\n"
lead+=" (7) William G. Mitchell still President despite history\n"
lead+="      of civil lawsuits and questionable judgement.\n"
lead+=" (8) Membership fees by businesses biggest source\n"
lead+="      of BBB revenue. \n"
lead+=" *------------------------------------------------*\n"
alert (lead);
call=corrupt_bbb();
return true;
}

function corrupt_bbb() {
lead ="<:::::::::Publisher Expands Probe of BBB chapter:::::::::>\n"
lead +="  *********Bad Business Behavior (BBB)*********\n"
lead+="***Sister of BBB employee Spills Information.****\n"
lead+=" *------------------------------------------------*\n"
lead+=" \ What legitimate tax-exempt organization\n"
lead+="       allows a person to be President indefinitely\?\n"
lead+=" *--------------------------------------------------n"
lead+=" \  What legitimate tax-exempt organization\n"
lead+="       refuses to allow the public to inspect its tax returns and \n"
lead+="       inspect its membership roster and other data\?\n"
lead+=" *---------------------------------------------------*\n"
lead+=" \ Are negative \'Reliability Reports\' a form of extortion\n"
lead+="      designed to increase membership revenue\?\n"
lead+=" *--------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+=" \ Is it ethical for any BBB chapter to issue so-called \n"
lead+="      \'Reliability Reports\' on non-members\?\n"
lead+=" *--------------------------------------------*\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function todd_the_fool() {
call=confirm(yes_no);
lead ="<:::::::::Publisher Investigates BBB Employee:::::::::>\n"
lead +="  ****Todd McDonald Faces Publisher\'s Microscope*****\n"
lead+="***U.S. Government Releases Data***\n"
lead+=" (1)   Full name: Todd Williams McDonald\n"
lead+=" (2)   Title with BBB: Trade Consultant\n"
lead+=" (3)    Social Security Number: 557-23-5752\n"
lead+=" (4)    Residential address: 5638 Wohlsetter\n"
lead+="          in Riverside, CA 92503\n"
lead+=" (5)   Filed for Bankruptcy on Oct. 12, 1990\n"
lead+=" (6)    Home Phone number listed on bankruptcy\n"
lead+="          forms was (714) 687-1721. Area code later\n"
lead+="          changed to 909.\n"
lead+=" (7)    McDonald accused of operating \'uninsured\'\n"
lead+="          motor vehicle\n"
lead+=" (8)    Zero dollars paid for child support\n"
lead+=" *------------------------------------------*\n"
alert (lead);
call=corrupt_bbb();
return true;
}

function tyrants(){
dallas_martin="Oppose any anyone who opposes Free Speech"
alert (dallas_martin)
}

function fast_scam() {
lead ="<::::::This Media Alert concerns ::::::::>\n"
lead+=" (1) Listing of Un-authorized scholarship search services.\n"
lead+=" (2) Listing of Un-authorized scholarship listing agencies\n"
lead+=" (3) Questions concerning the integrity and accuracy of certain\n"
lead+="        scholarship search services and listing companies.\n"
lead+=" (4) Students should not use flawed or inaccurate databases\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function _nacac_() {
lead ="  This Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+=" *NACAC : A towering  example of  crass stupidity??*\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="    \<:::::Publisher  Investigates NACAC::::\> \n"
lead+="     :::Headlines: The Circus visits Virginia without P.T. Barnum::::\n\n"
lead+=" *I.R.S. agrees to release suspicious Form 990 Tax Returns\n"
lead+="(1) Tax Payer Identification Number:  36-2464680\n"
lead+="(2) State Registration Number:  001305660-9\n"
lead+="(3) Huge salaries. Huge membership \'fees\' collected!!!\n"
lead+="  *Evidence links  NACAC to NASFAA*\n"
lead+="     \~Hmmn\? Now everything makes sense.\~ \n"
lead+=" #\"  What legitimate and independent non-profit\n"
lead+="         educational organization accepts membership fees\n"
lead+="         from private businesses\???\" #\n"
lead+="----------------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return false;
}

function _ed_gov() {
lead ="  This  is a byte-wise Media Report based on a\n"
lead+="  press release by the U.S. Dept of Education\n"
lead+=" <>U.S. Dept of Education Targets Fraud Related to FAFSA<>\n"
lead+="------------------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="    **Develops posters designed to reduce fraud related\n"
lead+="       to FAFSA forms**\n"
lead+="    **U.S. Dept. of Education Refuses to Endorse the message of:\n"
lead+="       \'You don\'t have to pay money to get money'\n"
lead+="       U.S. DOE says statement \**\'doesn\'t make sense\'**\n"
lead+=" *------------------------------------------------------*\n"
lead+="       U.S. Dept. of Education Concedes Legitimacy of fees\n"
lead+="        related to private merit-based services\n"
lead+=" *---------------------------------------------*\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return false;
}

function _scam() {
lead ="This Media Alert message concerns :::::::::::::::::::::::::::>\n"
lead+="Counterfeits, copy-cats, and companies using similar or\n"
lead+="identical names in use by N.A.A.S. \n"
lead+="For accurate, independent,  and well-researched Media Reports, \n"
lead+="follow this website, and read Scholarship Watch.\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function cindy_johns() {
lead ="  A Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+=" \<\> Public Scrutiny of Home-School Operators\<\>\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------------\n"
lead +=" (A)  Kaleidoscapes,  Bluffton, OH\n"
lead+="  (B)  Eclectic Home School On-line\n"
lead+="  (C)  Cinnabar Academy Home School\n"
lead+="  (D)  Covenant Life Upper School\n"
lead+="             7501 Gaithersburg Mill Rd.\n"
lead+="           Gaithersburg, MD 20877\n"
lead+="-------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="A parent forwarded a complaint to N.A.A.S.  and\n"
lead+="referred to one  of these companies or schools as a\n"
lead+=" \'fraud\' that was associated with questionable\n"
lead+=" and suspicious persons\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website,  and read\n"
lead+="the Scholarship Watch newsletter.\n"
alert (lead)
return false; 
}

function _liars() {
lead ="*****Media Report is in REVIEW stage*****\n"
lead+="------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="** ALL-NEWS Investigates Suspicious Home-School Family**\n"
lead+="   in Gaithersburg, Maryland     \n"
lead+="==============================================\n"
lead+="*****Prepares A thru Z dissection*****\n"
lead+="****Sister of BBB Employee Tips Off Sponsor**** \n"
lead+="==============================================\n"
lead+="   #Questions begin to mount concerning honesty, \n"
lead+="  integrity, character, and suspicious family friends.#\n"
lead+="==============================================\n"
lead+="  ALL-NEWS Connects the Kummer Dots.\n"
lead+="  Dots read L-I-A-R and T-H-I-E-F.\n"
lead+="  U.S. Government and State agencies confirm\n"
lead+="  suspects Diane S. Kummer, Melinda  J.  Kummer\n"
lead+="  and Thomas B. Kummer ultimately identified. \n"
lead+="=================================================\n"
alert (lead);
return false;
}

function the_liar_from_bayshore() {
lead ="Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+=" \<\>CentorMedia Invites Real Media Investigation\<\>\n"
lead+="ALL-NEWS Investigates: The Loser from the Bay.\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="Preliminary Investigation Suggests the following:\n"
lead+="(a) Family operates CentorMedia company\n"
lead+="(b) Family operates business from home address.\n"
lead+="(c) Company sells Comics, and fantasy merchandise.\n"
lead+="(d) Centor identified as prime suspect.\n"
lead+="(e) U.S. Government releases information.\n"
lead+="Information casts doubt and suspicion\n"
lead+="about Centor family background.\n"
lead+="(f) Questions of  character, honesty, integrity\n"
lead+="loyalty, motivation, and patriotism  arise.\n"
lead+="(g) Centor does not deny UnderBoss title\n"
lead+="and association with suspicious company.\n"
lead+="(h) Suspicious company refuses to immediately\n"
lead+="       respond to inquiries or deny association with\n"
lead+="       or suspected employment status of Centor.\n"
lead+="(i)  Centor Attacks Free Speech. Demands that\n"
lead+="       smoking-gun news  be \'immediately\' removed\n"
lead+="       from Internet.  Publishers rejects  censorship.\n"
lead+="***The probe of UnderBoss CENTOR\n"
lead+="-----------------------------------------\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function sick_liars() {
var idiot_1=1;
var centor=0;
var dishonesty = idiot_1+centor+idiot_1;
var idiot_2= ( centor+idiot_1)*(idiot_1*idiot_1*idiot_1)+2;
for (i=dishonesty-2; i<idiot_2+idiot_1; i++){
lead="All-NEWS Channels.\n"
lead+="Pressing OK means you agree to ALL terms\n"
lead+="provisions, and conditions of this website,\n "
lead+="and that you expressly consent to all\n"
lead+="publicly posted NAAS EAS\/N2 rules, resolutions,\n"
lead+="conditions, as well as any amendments thereto.\n"
lead+="Warning\: Unauthorized re-prints are Unofficial\n"
alert (lead);
call=the_liar_from_bayshore();
}
}

function foia() {
lead ="      *****Media Report is in Progress*****\n"
lead+="------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="**Freedom of Information Act**\n"
lead+="===================================\n"
lead+=" ****WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE ENTITLED TO...\n"
lead+="===================================\n"
lead+="  We reserve the right to comment upon or\n"
lead+="  debate any matter of public concern and\/or\n"
lead+="  within the public domain, as well any matter\n"
lead+="  whereupon federal or state tax dollars are\n"
lead+="  or were used.\n"
lead+="...........................................\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function fringe() {
lead ="***PUBLIC NOTICE****\n"
lead+="--------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="**NAAS does not transmit or authorize the\n"
lead+="transmission of adult content or pornographic\n"
lead+="material.**\n"
lead+="===================================\n"
lead+="NAAS EAS\/N2 Rules Prohibit the unauthorized\n"
lead+="use of an NAAS e-mail address.\n"
lead+="===============================\n"
lead+="NAAS is not affiliated with ANY adult\n"
lead+="content providers.\n"
lead+="===============================\n"
lead+="We suspect the mis-use of our e-mail address\n"
lead+="is related to an attempt to censor NAAS Media\n"
lead+="Reports, or the mis-use of our e-mail address is\n"
lead+="by common street criminals intent on trying to\n"
lead+="profit with the good and wholesome NAAS name.\n"
lead+=".............................................\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function _forbes (){
call=confirm(yes_no);
lead ="  Journalistic Fraud on Rise \n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
lead+="Corrupt Reporters undermine Public Trust\n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
lead+="Corrupt Reporters seek to deceive the public.\n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
lead+="Corrupt Reporters do not disclose the extent of their\n"
lead+="relationship with the sources they quote.\n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
lead+="Corrupt Reporters do not abide by the\n"
lead+="Code of Ethics required by the Society of Professional\n"
lead+="Journalists\n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
lead+="Know the warning sgns of Corrupt Reporters.\n"
lead+="**************************************************\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function raid() {
lead ="  A Media Report is in the process of being developed. \n"
lead+="     \<\> Please check back soons.\!\<\>\n"
lead+="---------------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website.\n"
alert (lead);
return false;
}

function puppet_man() {
lead ="  A Media Report is in Progress.\n"
lead+="\<\>Puppet Professor threatens NAAS story\!\<\>\n"
lead+="::::::Five Simple Questions For the Reader::::\n"
lead+=" (1) Can you trust any \'Journalism\' professor\n"
lead+=" employed by Columbia University on issues of fairness\?\n"
lead+="\n(2) Can you trust any \'Journalism\' professor\n"
lead+=" those who respect the U.S. Constitution\?\n"
lead+="\n(3) Can you trust any  liar or loser\n"
lead+=" whose claims have been rejected by each and EVERY\n"
lead+=" U.S. federal agency and attorney he has sought to\n"
lead+=" prostitute and shop for his own self-interests\?\n"
lead+="\n(4) Can you trust any \'Journalism\' professor\n"
lead+=" who refuses to complete NAAS Form 0018\?\n"
lead+="\n(5) Can you trust any \'Journalism\' professor\n"
lead+=" associated with discredited persons and who\n"
lead+=" parrots Socialists or known liars\?\n"
lead+="---------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="THIS STORY IS IN PROGRESS\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website.\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function mnst() {
lead ="  A Media Report is in Progress.\n"
lead+="\<\>Publisher Exposes Informant\!\<\>\n"
lead+="#Publisher Ties Informant to public firm\n"
lead+="#Informant created FinAid Page, Inc.\n"
lead+="#Informant known for Socialist theories.\n"
lead+="#Feds confirm informant status.\n"
lead+="#Monster Bought FinAid Page, Inc.\n"
lead+="#Informant worked with NASFAA.\n"
lead+="#Monster Employse confirms information.\n"
lead+=" Did shareholders know facts\?\n"
lead+="---------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website.\n"
alert(lead);
return true;
}

function _sat() {
lead ="  A Public Service Announcement.\n"
lead+="\<\>Criticisms of the SAT test:\<\>\n"
lead+="#The College Board thrives on SAT hype.\n"
lead+="#SAT accused of bias, robotic study, division.\n"
lead+="#SAT allows NASFAA members to reap\n"
lead+=" fortune, riches, and admission\'s influence\n"
lead+="#SAT only benefits robotic and rich students.\n"
lead+="#SAT is as necessary as nicotine.\n"
lead+="#Members of NASFAA Hawk SAT test.\n"
lead+="#Parents Should Dump the SAT.\n"
lead+="#Critics continue to Attack SAT test.\n"
lead+="#SAT parrots claim SAT tests maintains high\n"
lead+=" admission standards at NASFAA schools.\n"
lead+="---------------------------------------------\n"
lead+="For independent, non-censored, and well-researched\n" 
lead+="Media Reports, follow this website.\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function spam_ex() {
gec_xx ="::::NAAS EAS \/N2 Rules::::\>\n"
gec_xx+="**The violation of certain NAAS rules warrants\n"
gec_xx+="a criminal inquiry, and public investigation:\n"
gec_xx+="\n(1)#E-mails from company link back to Korea\n"
gec_xx+="(2)#Company uses registry server located in Monaco\n"
gec_xx+="(3)#Company names are registered to a \*specific individual.\n"
gec_xx+="[\*The person may be a witness to serious crimes.\*]\n"
gec_xx+="(4)#NAAS Rules prohibit the use of  evasive techniques to\n"
gec_xx+="defeat or undermine NAAS SPAM filters.\n"
gec_xx+="\n\nUse NAAS EAS/\N2 Form GEC 002 to supply\n"
gec_xx+="leads, tips, or additional information that\n"
gec_xx+="may lead to the arrest, conviction, or apprehension of\n"
gec_xx+="the person\(s\) responsible for violating NAAS EAS\/N2 Rules\n"
gec_xx+="and\/or federal laws prohibiting SPAM.\n"
alert (gec_xx);
return false;
}

function spam_rex() {
gec_xx ="::::NAAS EAS \/N2 Rules::::\>\n"
gec_xx+="**NAAS EAS \/N2 Rules Prohibit SPAM**\n"
gec_xx+="a criminal inquiry, and public investigation:\n"
gec_xx+="(1)#NAAS does not use or transmit SPAM.\n"
gec_xx+="(2)#NAAS does not use mass-marketing e-lists.\n"
gec_xx+="(3)#NAAS does not market or sell any\n"
gec_xx+=" medicines or pills or health aids.\n"
gec_xx+="(4)#NAAS Rules prohibit the use of\n"
gec_xx+=" evasive techniques to defeat or\n"
gec_xx+=" or undermine NAAS SPAM filters.\n"
gec_xx+="\n\nUse NAAS EAS/\N2 Form GEC 002 to supply\n"
gec_xx+="leads, tips, or additional information that\n"
gec_xx+="may lead to the arrest, conviction, or apprehension of\n"
gec_xx+="the person\(s\) responsible for violating NAAS EAS\/N2 Rules\n"
gec_xx+="and\/or federal laws prohibiting SPAM.\n"
alert (gec_xx);
return true;
}


function bpo() {
lead ="***PUBLIC NOTICE****\n"
lead+="-----------------------------\n"
lead+="NAAS EAS\/N2 Rules prohibits the misappropriation\n"
lead+="of federal tax dollars for private inurement.\n"
lead+="===============================\n"
lead+="Despite daily inmate rapes, staff brutality, social terror,\n"
lead+="prison over-crowding, racial brawls, cronyism, nazism,\n"
lead+="assaults by illegal immigrants, corrupt guards, medieval conditions,\n"
lead+="prison-based crime rings, theft of federal property, daily violence,\n"
lead+="and  numerous other abuses and crimes at federal prisons,\n"
lead+="employees of BOP have been spying the NAAS website for\n"
lead+="for several years. The spying coincided with unflattering\n"
lead+="news stories about exposed federal informants connected to NASFAA.\n"
lead+=".........................................................\n"
lead+="Should tax dollars be wasted to fulfill private vindictive\n"
lead+="purposes upset over free-speech content\?\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function id_check() {
lead="***Official Notice******\n"
lead+="You have accessed a link\n"
lead+="that requires an NAAS User ID\n"
lead+="and password. Please complete\n"
lead+="NAAS User ID page.\n"
lead+="****************************\n"
alert (lead)
return true;
}

function pmb() {
lead ="NAAS Awards are demanding::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards are prestigious::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards require character::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards require integrity::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards require effort::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards require motivation::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards require real intelligence::>\n";
lead+="NAAS Awards represent pure competition::>\n";
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function uses_() {
lead ="**********************************\n";
lead+="Know how you can benefit from an\n";
lead+="NAAS Award.\n"
lead+="~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n"
lead+="Know how your school or institution\n"
lead+="can benefit from an NAAS Award.\n"
lead+="~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n"
lead+="Know how your organization can\n"
lead+="benefit from an NAAS Award.\n"
lead+="~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n"
lead+="Know how to make your financial aid\n"
lead+="book, CD, DVD, or newsletter complete with an\n"
lead+="NAAS Award listing.\n"
alert (lead);
return true;
}

function thanks() {
lead ="Thank you for your interest in NAAS\n" 
lead+="products and services.\n" 
lead+="======================\n"
lead+="Please be sure to review our\n"
lead+="NAAS-NEWS area for subscribers.\n"
lead+="**********************\n"
lead+="We appreciate your patronage.\n";
alert (lead);
return true;
}


function pay_ () {
gec_xx =":::Subscription Required:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="To view this report, users must\n"
gec_xx+="be paid NAAS Subscribers.\n"
gec_xx+="$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\n"
gec_xx+="***************************\n"
alert (gec_xx)
return true;
}

function uspsxx_ () {
gec_xx =":::An NAAS USPS Investigation:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="An investigation of crimes committed by\n"
gec_xx+="U.S. Postal clerks, and postal employees.\n"
gec_xx+="Why your NAAS mail was never delivered.\n"
gec_xx+="***************************\n"
alert (gec_xx)
return true;
}

function cpay_ () {
gec_xx =":::Clark County School District:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="#School Volunteer policy does\n"
gec_xx+="not conform to NAAS standards.\n"
gec_xx+="#DEIA agents confirm that district\n"
gec_xx+="allows corrupt and perverted persons\n"
gec_xx+="to serve as School Volunteers.\n"
gec_xx+="#No policy exists for School\n"
gec_xx+="Volunteers at Elementary schools.\n"
gec_xx+="\n:::Subscription Required:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="To view this report, users must\n"
gec_xx+="be paid NAAS Subscribers.\n"
gec_xx+="$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\n"
gec_xx+="***************************\n"
alert (gec_xx)
return true;
}

function apay_ () {
gec_xx =":::SLM Corp, aka Sallie Mae:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="#Largest student-loan provider\n"
gec_xx+="agrees to fine by NY OAG.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Market capitalization value of\n"
gec_xx+="company exceeds $25 billion\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Sallie Mae was a participant\n"
gec_xx+="in scheme to discredit fee-based\n"
gec_xx+="award sponsors, but omitted details\n"
gec_xx+="of its back-room self-dealing ways.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#The toothless fine of $2 million\n"
gec_xx+="against Sallie Mae actually encourages\n"
gec_xx+="such large companies to commit more\n"
gec_xx+="fraudulent abuses, and raise the costs\n"
gec_xx+="of funding an education.\n"
gec_xx+="\n:::Subscription Required:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="To view this report, users must\n"
gec_xx+="be paid NAAS Subscribers.\n"
gec_xx+="$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\n"
gec_xx+="***************************\n"
alert (gec_xx)
return true;
}

function npay_ () {
gec_xx =":::Fraudulent Federal legislation:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="#Key sponsors tied to NASFAA, NACAC,\n"
gec_xx+="and student-loan industry.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Key proponent of measure was federal\n"
gec_xx+="informant tied to police & NASFAA.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Senate Bill S1455 became law\n"
gec_xx+="after corrupt persons engaged in\n"
gec_xx+="deceit and fabrication to conceal\n"
gec_xx+="routine practices of abuse in fraud\n"
gec_xx+="committed by NASFAA and NACAC member\n"
gec_xx+="schools.\n"
gec_xx+="\n#Key sponsors sought to discredit\n"
gec_xx+="fee-based sponsors, but concealed\n"
gec_xx+="type of abuses now being investigated\n"
gec_xx+="by N.Y. Attorney General against NASFAA\n"
gec_xx+="and NACAC members.\n"
gec_xx+="\n:::Subscription Required:::\>\n"
gec_xx+="To view this report, users must\n"
gec_xx+="be paid NAAS Subscribers.\n"
gec_xx+="$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$\n"
gec_xx+="***************************\n"
alert (gec_xx)
return true;
}

function longMonthArray() {
	this[0] = "January";	this[1] = "February";	this[2] = "March";
	this[3] = "April";	this[4] = "May";	this[5] = "June";
	this[6] = "July";	this[7] = "August";	this[8] = "September";
	this[9] = "October";	this[10] = "November";	this[11] = "December";
        return (this);
}

function shortMonthArray() {
	this[0] = "Jan";	this[1] = "Feb";	this[2] = "Mar";
	this[3] = "Apr";	this[4] = "May";	this[5] = "Jun";
	this[6] = "Jul";	this[7] = "Aug";	this[8] = "Sep";
	this[9] = "Oct";	this[10] = "Nov";	this[11] = "Dec";
        return (this);
}

function longDayArray() {
	this[0] = "Sunday";	this[1] = "Monday";	this[2] = "Tuesday";
	this[3] = "Wednesday";	this[4] = "Thursday";	this[5] = "Friday";
	this[6] = "Saturday";
        return (this);
}

function shortDayArray() {
	this[0] = "Sun"; this[1] = "Mon"; this[2] = "Tue"; this[3] = "Wed";
	this[4] = "Thu"; this[5] = "Fri"; this[6] = "Sat";
        return (this);
}

function getShortYear(year)
{
shortyear =  year%100;
     if (shortyear < 10) shortyear = "0"+shortyear;
	return shortyear
}

function getLongYear(year)
{
  if (year > 1900) return year
  return year+1900;
}

function writeDateLong(format) {
  shortDays = new shortDayArray();
   longDays = new longDayArray();
   shortMonths = new shortMonthArray();
   longMonths = new longMonthArray();
   d = new Date();
   day = d.getDate();
   month = d.getMonth();
   year = d.getYear();
   if (format == 0)
     str = shortDays[d.getDay()] + " " + shortMonths[month] +". " + day + ", "+getLongYear(year);
  else if (format == 1)
     str = shortDays[d.getDay()] + " " + longMonths[month] + " " + day + ", "+getLongYear(year);
  else if (format == 2)
   str = longDays[d.getDay()] + " " + longMonths[month] + " " + day + ", "+getLongYear(year);
 else if (format == 3)
  str = longMonths[month] + " " + day + ", "+getLongYear(year);
  else if (format == 4)
   str = shortDays[d.getDay()] + " " + day + " " + shortMonths[month] +". " +getLongYear(year);
  else if (format == 5)
   str = shortDays[d.getDay()] + " " + day + " " + longMonths[month] + " " +getLongYear(year);
  else if (format == 6)
  str = longDays[d.getDay()] + " " + day + " " + longMonths[month] + " " + getLongYear(year);
 else if (format == 7)
str = day + " " + longMonths[month] + ", "+getLongYear(year);
else {
month++;
shortyear = getShortYear(year);
     if (format == 8)
       str = month + "/" + day + "/" + shortyear;
     else if (format == 9)
       str = month + "/" + day + "/" + getLongYear(year);
     else if (format == 10)
       str = day + "/" + month + "/" + shortyear;
     else if (format == 11)
       str = day + "/" + month + "/" + getLongYear(year);
     else if (format == 12)
       str = shortyear + "/" + month + "/" + day;
     else if (format == 13)
       str = shortyear + "/" + month + "/" + day;
     else {
        if (day < 10) day = "0"+day
        if (month < 10) month = "0"+month
        if (format == 14)
          str = month + "/" + day + "/" + shortyear;
        else if (format == 15)
          str = month + "/" + day + "/" + getLongYear(year);
        else if (format == 16)
          str = day + "/" + month + "/" + shortyear;
        else if (format == 17)
          str = day + "/" + month + "/" + getLongYear(year);
        else if (format == 18)
          str = shortyear + "/" + month + "/" + day;
        else if (format == 19)
         str = shortyear + "/" + month + "/" + day;
        }
     }
  document.writeln(str.bold().fontsize(3).fontcolor('red'));
}

function writeDate()
{
   writeDateLong(0);
//I appended bold().fontsize(3).fontcolor("red") to function. This DID NOT work 
}

function writeTimeLong(format)
{
   d = new Date();
   hour=d.getHours();
   min=d.getMinutes();
   sec=d.getSeconds();
   if (hour < 10) hour = "0"+hour;
   if (min < 10) min = "0"+min;
   if (sec < 10) sec = "0"+sec;
   
   if (format == 0)
  str = hour+":"+min+":"+sec;
  else if (format == 1)
  str = hour+":"+min;
   
 document.writeln(str);
//I appended bold().fontsize(3).fontcolor("red") to function. This DID NOT work  
}

function writeTime()
{
   writeTimeLong(0);
//I appended bold().fontsize(3).fontcolor("red") to function. This DID NOT work 
}